What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

Equal rights!

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

what is orange? an orange

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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