ring around the rosie ... your dead

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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