- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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