- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Phew... it's gone.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

Who is big and stupid My brother

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

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