How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

A Mormon walks into a bar

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Pickles are powerful

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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