A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

Kys

Nickelback

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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