Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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So there we were, climbing Mount Kjerag and we take a break. So I decided to tell you a joke. "Isn't this nice, just hanging around? See it's funny because we're suspended over 1000 metres in the air by our harnesses, except that you're not because I cut yours and now you're falling and you're gonna die." But I had done all that before I told you the joke so you didn't hear me and now I'll have to cut my harness and try to catch up to you so I can repeat myself. Great job, ya prick.

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A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

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-Knock knock. ~Use the doorbell. -Ding dong. ~The witch is dead!

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Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

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Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

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Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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