What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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YOLO

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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Women's rights.

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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