- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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