- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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