- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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