- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

sucks Syntax...

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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