- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

What is 33 + 1? Penis

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

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how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

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