If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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My three children are three big mistakes.

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

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what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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