- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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