Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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Knock Knock Who's There? Betty Betty Who Betty Sue Never heard of ya I'm here from the management. You have a present. I don't care, we don't take kindly to you city folks. But Sir, If you don't take this I will have to ask you to leave. Well what is it. It's your bill. Knock knock Who's there? Cowabunga! Cowabunga Who? Moo Moo alalalalalal woohoo i'm so high

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

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HELLO EVERYONE

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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