Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

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What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

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You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

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Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

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Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

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Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

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Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

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OK, so there's this blonde driving down the road in her brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 Lamborghini. She's cruising at about 95, radio blaring, having a great time. She comes up on this trucker who is carrying a double-wide home and is taking up both lanes. To her disliking, he is only going about 45. To get the point across that she wants to get past, she decides to tailgate him. So, she gets to within a foot of his rear bumper. The trucker looks back and sees her on his ass, and motions for her to get off of it, but to her it looks like a wave and she waves back. Since her first attempt was futile, she decided to get a little closer and begin flashing her headlights, hopefully making herself more visible in the process. Once again the trucker sees her on his ass, and this time motions for her to pull over to the side of the road. The trucker steps out of his vehicle with a chunk of chalk and draws a circle three feet in diameter in the middle of the road. He instructs her not to move until he tells her to. Naive as she was, she agrees to it and steps inside it. The trucker goes back to his truck and pulls out a 50-ounce Louisville Slugger. He walks over to the Lamborghini and beats it, and beats it, and beats it again. When he is done, all that is left is a brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 pile of metal. Satisfied, he throws the bat in his truck and walks over to the blonde. When he gets there, to his astonishment, the cops were waiting. He was found guilty in court and forced to pay the blonde a settlement of $250, 000.

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what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

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your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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