- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

read me write me

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

A seal walks into a club.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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