- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

you dint have to be a jew matt

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Whats worse than suicide? death

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Hi, my name is Jake.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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