- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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