- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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