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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

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