Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

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What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

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What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

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Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

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In Soviet Russia, this joke is an anti-joke.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

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Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

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Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: *BANG!*

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Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

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Chinese men having large penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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