Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

a black man walks out of popeyes

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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