Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

Women's rights.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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