What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

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Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

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your face

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

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Where's my tractor?

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How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

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A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

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What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

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How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

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Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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