- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

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