- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

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what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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