- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

you give like i give lomain

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Your mom.

AIDS

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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