- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

knock knock come in

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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