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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

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