Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

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Well this is pointless.....

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Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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your mama so old, shes dead.

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

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What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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