- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Your girlfriend.

A fat guy!

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Are you black? Kill yourself.

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

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