- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

your so fat. your fat!

What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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