What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

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what do you call a young man? a little boy

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

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Not even I believe you will ever know yourself that well ever Nero, you see what you created as a false illusion, as all of your, or rather our effort for nothing, as a pathetic attempt to create heaven on earth. In my eyes, you succeeded in doing so, and if it where for you, or more people such as yourself and I, it would have lasted, stop trying to give people what they do not deserve, and remember that making others happy will never cure the sadness and pain deep within you, only cover it. Stop fleeing from yourself, stay, get to know yourself.

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How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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