How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

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Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

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Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

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Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

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Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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Eric went for a poo in the public toilets. After he finished, he realised that there was no toilet roll. So he had to just pull up his pants and put up with his sshitty arse for the rest of the day. Unfortunately, he was in a board meeting and when he went in he stank of shit and it was a very uncomfortable feeling.

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Q: Whats black white and red all over? A: A dead penguin

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What do you call a boy with one eye and no arms. -Mean names.

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your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

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Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

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What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

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Two muffins are in an oven. They procede to bake at 325 degrees for thirty minutes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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