Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

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silver bullet?

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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What do blueberries, oranges, watermelons, doors, curtains, backpacks, spoons, asian men, bicycles, asian men on bicycles, shrimp, books, eagles, dinosaurs, watermelons wearing backpacks filled with shrimp and orange spoons, feet, limes, binders, paper, candles, chicken nuggets, tvs, chairs, floors, refridgerators, and humidifiers have in common? Barnes and Noble

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

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Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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