- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Why so serious ?

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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