Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

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Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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With all due respect, I do underestimate myself, there is not a single person I know that has not told me that, but if I wanted to, I would not even had to make the effort to have you removed, hell I had to pull favors and owe people things in order to keep you safe. I could have said the rest of you, but had I not known you, had you not been one of my co-workers back then, I would not have gone to the extremes that i did, you are beautiful, but what does that have to do with anything? Do you think that if I did not know you I would go "that one is sexy, release her?" Even if I did, I do not have authority, I work for them.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

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