How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Anthony sucks

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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