why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

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What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

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A raccoon walks into a bar. He then proceded to bite 3 people before animal control got him. A black man, hispanic man and an asian man. Later they all walked to the hospital and were treated for rabies, they were all fine as rabies is normally not fatal when caught early. Moral- this story is racist cause the white man was completely unharmed, DONT DISCRIMINATE!

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

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Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

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Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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