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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

Fat people

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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