What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

drew edminstin is a rat

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

what is worse than a guy pissed?

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

Anti Joke

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