- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

joe diragi whacks off his dog

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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