- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

why do asprins work? Because they're white

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

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