- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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dat shoe shine tho

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

what you get time to go with? - a clock

Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

I <3 Hitler

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

Ham sandwich

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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