- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

Wanna hear a joke? no

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

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