How many TV shows are there? A lot.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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