What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

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A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

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ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

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Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

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What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

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why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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KILL WHITEY

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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