- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

the sky is green no it is not

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

Barack Obama.

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

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How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

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