Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

NASCAR being considered a sport.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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