What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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Bitch

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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