roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Where's my baby??

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

wots brown and smells like shite shite

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

im @ work, LOL.

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