- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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