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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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