- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Poker? I barely even know her.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Roses are blue Colton is gay

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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