- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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ring around the rosie ... your dead

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