- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

ure mama's so fat

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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