so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

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WNBA

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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