- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

what this: b a dead one of these: p

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

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