whats 7+4? 74

What? Huh?

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

whats gay and american? a gay american

Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

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