- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

salad days!

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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