- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

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What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

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