- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

the redsox

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

TIMMY

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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