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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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