- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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