roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

100 chefs walk into a bar

why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Guess What??? Ur Murr

Should a pole bump an alarm?

Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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