Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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a man was shot.... he died

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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