Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

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A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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Phew... it's gone.

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

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What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

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How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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