What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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www.hurr-durr.com

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

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A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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