- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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