- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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