- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

What did the fish say after he

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

This is a random Anti joke.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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