- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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