- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

9/11

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

Nickelback.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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