- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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