Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

Bob Saget that is all

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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