A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

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The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

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How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

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Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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What do you call a Jew A Jew

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why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

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There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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