- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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