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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

What is square and grey? A grey square.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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