- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

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