What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Waffles ate my grandma

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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