- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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