- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

What's up? Your time.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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