- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

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