- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

Christ is a conspiracy

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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