- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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