- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

Sarah Palin's political campaign

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Anyone can post anything.

people magazine

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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