Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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Wait! hundred billions!

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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