- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

A bar walks into a man

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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