- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

so i was Fin this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was Fin this girl and i jizzed

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

I used to know what alzheimers was

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

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