what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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2 black kids walk into school

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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So last night I was f**king my girlfriend and I flip her over and f**k her up the ass. Later we're sitting having a cigarette when she says, "you know it was pretty presumptuous of you to think you can just flip me over and f**k me up the ass." And I said, "presumptuous!? That's a pretty big word for a 5th grader."

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There was once a boy named Aladin. He was very poor until he found a magic lamp. When he rubbed the lamp, a genie poped out of the lamp. He said... "I will grant you one wish, master" Aladin thought about this for a long time, until eventually he said... "I wish for all the chocolate in the world" "Very well, master" And the genie granted his wish and Aladin had all the chocolate in the world Unfortunately, because he ate so much chocolate, Aladin died of heart & liver failure

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A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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There was 3 Men. Who had crashed their car on there way back from the Bar, All 3 of them died. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told him " The better in life you were with relationships,and staying true with one love- The better Transportation you get." Guy one got a Scooter. Guy two got a bike. And Guy 3 got a Mustang. One day, Guy 1 and 2 were on their bike and scooter. And they see Guy 3 upset. "Whats wrong? You got the best transporation in heaven!!" Guy 3 looks up at guy 1 and 2, Then says " I know I do..... But, I just seen my wife on a Skateboard."

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Why can't helen keller drive a car? Because she is a woman

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ADAM FANTUZZI SUCKS KIRANS BALL SACK

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Anti Joke

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