- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

What's white and black? Color blind.

All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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