Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Stealth baseballs record

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

This is not a joke.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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