- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

A car walks into a bar.

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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