- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

I love pissing people off :P

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

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Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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