- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

Why did the tomato blush? A tomato's complexion is already red so it simply appears to be blushing

Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

Knock Knock. Not home.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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