What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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