What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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womens rights

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

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Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

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What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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