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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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