Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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