- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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