- Anti Joke

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

I don't believe in giraffes.

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

Connor is homo

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color