- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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