- Anti Joke

Black people.

fish fishy caoimhin

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

i had a black friend once......just kidding

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

What did the cat say to the bird? Nothing. It's a cat.

a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

Judge: Why did you hit your wife with a hockey stick, Mr. Johnson? Mr. Johnson: My father and mother were mutually abusive when I grew up. As you may have guessed, this gave me a skewed view of the dynamics between husband and wife, as well as causing me to hide my emotions from myself as a defense mechanism. As a sociopath, I feel no remorse for this occurrence.

whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

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How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

Knock, Knock Who's there Cluck Cluck who? Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck - proceed to bob head and flap wings - cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

Anti Joke

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