Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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Wait! hundred billions!

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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This winter: "The seal is broken, as the spirits of hell go across the world, I can help you find them Clint! But only you can prevent them from killing your family!" "I will do whatever I must!" "Be careful, you can only see them with medication sample X, and destroy them with the super addictive Meladocs 5" "HOW DO I KILL THEM! I CANNOT HANDLE MORE MELADOCS 5! ITS ADDICTIVE AS HELL!" "Only you can save us Clint, only you can do this until their world malfunctions saving us all, but killing you in the process!" "I WILL... I CAN!... UGH... HOW MUCH LONGEEEEEEEEEEEEER!" THE PACKMAN: THE MOVIE.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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