- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

Charlie Sheen

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

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