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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

Pickles are powerful