What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

neil likes pube toast

What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

Your mother is so fat that it became a problem affecting everyone close in her life. Her new year's resolution was to lose weight, and surprisingly, has become quite healthy since then.

Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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