Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

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There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.

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your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

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3 guys were caught trespassing in a field and were sent to jail. The cop asked the first guy, "What were you doing in the field? He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop asked the second guy, "What were you doing in the field?" He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop then asked the third guy, "Lemme guess, you were blowing bubbles too? The guy replied, "No silly, I am Bubbles!"

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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