- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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