Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

knock knock come in

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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