- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

My three children are three big mistakes.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

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