- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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