Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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justin littleton being sucessful

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how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

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Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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why are black people so fast? because there black

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Connor is homosexuaI

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

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Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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