Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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Please ignore this statement.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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