You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

I don't believe in giraffes.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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