What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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Poker face

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I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

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VITAMIN C!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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