- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What do you call an amazing person Good

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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