- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Knock Knock? Come in.

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

pobody's nerfect

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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