I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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