- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

Connor is homosexuaI

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

What is 9+10? 19

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

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