- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

Robin get in the batmobile!

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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