I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

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Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

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What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

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Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

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Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

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What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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