- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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