How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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Ms Leong Sux

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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What is both bold and brash? Fox

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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have you ever had african food? neither have they

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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