Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

A American seeking into mexico

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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