So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

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How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

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A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

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Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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A blonde dies Lololol

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

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Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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Anti Joke

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