what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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38 studio's new game... Finance City

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

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Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

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Anti Joke

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