- Anti Joke

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

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why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.