The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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yolo your orange looks orange

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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