- Anti Joke

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

I'm Coming

Women's rights

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.