- Anti Joke

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

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What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam