two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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