Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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I'm Coming

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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Women's rights

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i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

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A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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