Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

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hi michael

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

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What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

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"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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