why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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whats up and also down? your mum

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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