- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

your face

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Female rights.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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