Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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