why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

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There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

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Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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Face...tastes like chicken!

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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