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A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because earlier that day, the chicken was taking a shiit, and when he went to wipe, there was no toilet tissue, so he ran upstairs to his parents room, and shot them both with a shotgun, then he ate them while they were still gasping for air, then the neighbors heard the gunshots so they came over to make sure everything was alright, but little did they know that the chicken planned for it and they were electricuted to a crisp by the fence, oh yeah, why did the chicken cross the road? Because the store for chips was across the street

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

How long does it take a person to steal a television? Many variables could determine said ability to successfully steal a television. Such variables depend on sub-variables such as weight of the television, whether the television is a store, an upper-class citizen's home, or in a "ghetto" apartment. A main variable could be the race of the thief in question. African Americans are scientifically more likely to steal a television faster compared to a Caucasian. Yet a downside to being an African American is the fact that they are more likely to be called in for questioning or arrested on the spot at their broken down home. Caucasians are less likely to be questioned and if caught will most likely obtain the proper amount of bribery money in which to pay off the police.

Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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