What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

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John lazzaro likes dick

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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How about that airline food?

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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