- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??