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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

What happened to the twins? 9/11

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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