- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

What? Yes.

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Katy Perry

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

Albert <3 Hunter

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