- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

why girl die cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

batman has diarrhea

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

What's brown an sticky Shit

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