- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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