- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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