Two women were sitting quietly.

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

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James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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