That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

I'm Coming

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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