- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

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