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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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