- Anti Joke

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

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What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

What's worse than a papercut? Dying

A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

david give me my money back... i will have it next week

Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

A king's son's birthday was coming up and the king asked,"Son i'm the king. You can have anything you want." And the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." For his birthday he got a rollar coster, a pizzaria, a new car, and of corse, some purple ping pong balls. The next year the king asked,"Son, i'm the king, you can have anything you want." and the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." And for his birthday he got a manchin, an iphone, a water park, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. One day, the prince was driving in his car and was in a terrible car accadent. On his death bed, his father asked him one final question,"Son, why did you want all of those purple ping pong balls?" And the son answered,"Well, i wanted all of them because-" and then he died.

3 guys were caught trespassing in a field and were sent to jail. The cop asked the first guy, "What were you doing in the field? He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop asked the second guy, "What were you doing in the field?" He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop then asked the third guy, "Lemme guess, you were blowing bubbles too? The guy replied, "No silly, I am Bubbles!"

Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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