- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

Pickles

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Chlamydia

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

A fat guy!

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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