Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

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What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

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Why did the car drink Slurpies? I don't know. Why? Doorknob. Carl was unsure on what his friend, Frank meant when he told his joke, but then again who IS sure? Frank is the only one who truly knows what happened that day on August 13th 2010 when his mother came over for a surprise visit to her son's house just as Frank was heading out the door about to get in his truck and buy groceries, unaware that his mother was standing outside and bending over to ring the door bell not to expect Frank opening the door with his quick and violent actions thus hitting his mother in the face as the door swung open. Frank hadn't known his mother was at his house nor even remembered him but there she was, past out bleeding to death on his front lawn. It was Frank's fault that day, when his mother past away and reason why Frank hides his anger through his jokes. If only he hadn't opened that door he tells himself every night. Now he's cursed himself with his odd humour of using doorknobs as punchlines to hide his grief of his loss. And with that, Carl replies; Ummm.... I don't get it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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