What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

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person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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What do u call a cripple Biv

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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