- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

Chuck Norris is dead......

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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