- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

whats black? the colour

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

knock knock... ...no answer

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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