What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

why are black people so fast? because there black

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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