- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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