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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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