- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying