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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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