Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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