- Anti Joke

What do owls and cars have in common? Nothing.

Q:What did the turtle say to the jaguar? A: Well, a turtle and a jaguar live in totally different habitats, turtles live in water while jaguars live in grasslands, so it would be unlikely for them to cross paths and communicate. Turtles and jaguars are unable to speak and, if a jaguar were to talk to a turtle, the turtle would be unable to make out words because turtles can only pick up vibrations. And, they would have nothing to talk about.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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