- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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