Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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