- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

A muslim walks out of a plane.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

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