- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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