- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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