- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

no really what are ur names?

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Massie is a fatass

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

This is a joke.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

cancer

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

Hello.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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