- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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