- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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steven hawking walks into a bar

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

woman's rights

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

knock knock i have diarrhea

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

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