- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

gingers

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Vote this down and get DOXED

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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