- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

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Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

You're a frog

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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