What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

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What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

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two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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