Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

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What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

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What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

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How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

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I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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Your mamas so fat, that any level of physical exercise is strenuous, but also mentally challenging, as she feels that there is a negative astigmatism attached to sweaty, red-faced overweight individuals trying to burn those pounds. This in turn makes her ashamed of the gastronomically decadent life she once lived, and so she doesn't have the confidence to try and reverse the damage she did during those insecure teenage years, instead comforting herself with the sugary, fatty bane of her life. She therefore lives in a vicious circle, angry at herself and the society that won't accept her. But remaining incredibly, repulsively fat.

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Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

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Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

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This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

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knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

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