- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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