- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Women's rights.

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

You're a frog

world society

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

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