You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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