- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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