How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

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You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

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What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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The lion swallowed his pride.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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