Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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all your base are belong to mark

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I went to school. Then I came home.

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Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

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Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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