- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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