- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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