How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Cameron is a r e t a r d

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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