- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Women's rights.

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

women's rights.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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