- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

Waffles ate my grandma

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

knock knock Goodbye

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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