- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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