Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

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I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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womens rights

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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