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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Want to hear a joke? Obama

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