Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

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What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

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Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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