- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

irish man drinking john smiths

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Rush Limbaugh

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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