NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Tilt your screen back .

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

being sober in a bar fight

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

Male leadership.

Pickles are moist.

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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