- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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