Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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