- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Take wrong turns

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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